My Hands are Full of Butt

February 22, 2015 2

[Pregnancy Day 232] Okay, lets recap.  Last night I got toothpaste in my eyebrow, and Kristen said the sentence, “My hands are full of butt.”  Just to clarify, we have yet to birth a child, and this is already a normality. The toothpaste in the eyebrow was not all that rare, as I, a 34-year-old adult man, have yet to […]

Superhuman Sense of Smell

October 11, 2014 0

[Pregnancy Day 98] After weeks of having a superhuman sense of smell thanks to her pregnancy, and after complaining every day that my breath smelled bad, today Kristen realized that it is not, in fact, my breath, but my toothpaste that bothers her. That’s right . . . my toothpaste . . . which I’ve been using like a fiend because […]