10 Reasons My 10-Month-Old is Better Than Me at Life

February 16, 2016 0

[Baby Watch: Day 307] 10 Reasons My 10-Month-Old is Better Than Me at Life 1. He doesn’t judge me when I smell. I fart, he smiles. I kiss him with my morning dragon breath, he smiles. I crawl around with him on the floor in two-day-old, un-showered squalor . . . he smiles. He still loves me at my absolute […]

101 Things I Have Learned as a Stay-At-Home Dad

July 25, 2015 0

[Baby Watch: Day 101] In honor of Baby Oliver’s 101st day of life . . . here are 101 things I have learned, mostly painfully, thus far as a new dad / stay-at-home dad / idiot savant. (Sure, I could have had this list ready on day 100, cause 101 is a weird number . . . but some day, […]

I Live in a House of Poop

June 4, 2015 0

[Baby Watch: Day 50] Baby Oliver had his first official diaper blowout today.  It was a vomitous proud day for all. Unfortunately, that was the “good” news. The bad news?  His blowout wasn’t simply through his diaper, requiring a quick wipe down with a costume change.  No no.  His blowout was in the car seat, at the beginning of the […]