[Pregnancy Day 188]
How many times can an intensely sick father, who is valiantly working to complete his future child’s nursery, cough on a crib before it is considered permanently contagious? I mean, I know it’d be fine if I just give it a quick cleaning, but we all know that’s not gunna happen. Currently deciding how to proceed. Either:
A. Bury my transgressions, deny everything, hope for the best.
B. Cordon off the room, follow Chernobyl level evacuation procedures, write it off as a total loss.
C. Embrace the germs, design a hazmat nursery theme, find The Walking Dead crib sheets.